The Basics

1. If you care, ask a question and I will explain it in a post.
2. If you don't care, that's okay. I don't expect many people to care.
3. I don't like whining to people I know, so I'm going to take it out on the internet.
4. This blog is about me liking a girl who lives in California but visits North Carolina sometimes.
5. She lived in North Carolina last year, which was when I met her.
6. She doesn't know I like her.
7. I will refer to her as Cali in these blogs.
8. I will refer to myself either in the first person or as The Fourth Guy.
9. I will abbreviate everyone else's name to the first letter or use a pseudonym.